Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Perhaps Medical Science is WRONG!!!!


What if current dogma is totally wrong?  There was a Harvard University study that showed, after years of telling everyone to eat fiber, that the amount of fiber in your diet had zero impact on colon cancer incidence. And what was Medical Sciences reaction???? "Well, we think you should eat the fiber any way"!!! (Obviously they thought the FSM was tampering with the results, although they lacked the moral courage to say so!) 
What is the agenda here? Is it just a sadistic plot to inflict gas? A hankering for the sound of the pitatooni  ringing out in the night?  
What if what your colon would really like is to take a friggin break? You know, maybe work on some nice oysters or tiramisu? 

3 comments:

  1. Is this the article Cug? http://www.hno.harvard.edu/gazette/1999/01.21/fiber.html

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  2. Indeed - and they cling to the high fiber agenda even in the face of their own study showing NADA

    I say: drink more high-end liquor - eat chocolate - watch a porno with your boyfriend. Life is short.

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  3. did the pastafarian monster post this article??

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